Long story short. I went to a benefit in New York where there was an open bar. I got a little too excited to try drinks I had never tried before. I thought Cosmos were supposed to be classy. Don’t they drink them on “Sex and the City”?
Little did I know the contents of this pink drink: 98% vodka, 2% whatever else they put in there.
Fast forward a few hours, I’m gallivanting in Times Square, getting kicked out of Forever 21 for taking photos and causing a mini ruckus on the subway.
I suppose I should keep this short, as I have sent a few potential employers to this blog (Hi!). Let’s just say that my intended classiness was a total failure.
Moral of the story: If you have one (don’t), make that your only drink (especially if you’re a 5’2″ female). They’re not even yummy.
P.S. I know I skipped #5. It will be posted at 9:54 a.m.
Emilee Lindner 
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