Sarah: “probably like gluten free vegan nutless carrot cake because he’s kind of an obnoxious pain in the ass but still sweet”
Katie: “Xena’s a bran muffin because she likes to be a part of the pooping process (sitting on a lap/watching from the shower.)”
Lauren: “hes prolly like lemon poppyseed cause hes good but hes a bitch”
Brenna: “hmmmm, cranberry, because she’s sweet but a littttttle sassy”
Gil: “Belgian double fudge chocolate chunky munky: because shes’s black, beautiful and has a big swinging belly that hangs downs and swings side to side”
Laurie: “Gilbert (who is my cat) would be a cappuccino muffin with walnuts, because he wakes me up and is a nut. And he has a dark side that is lovable. And he is alternately comforting and disruptive. TOASTED walnuts because he has flava”
Alanna: “Tink would be a double chocolate chip muffin because she is sweet and a taby. Grayson would be blueberry muffin because he can be tart and sour but is still sometimes sweet”
Rae: “she’d be a blueberry muffin because she’s sweet, just the right amount of tart, and beloved by many”
Zach: “Irie: peanut butter with…butterscotch chips…because of her swirly light colors. Rav: dark chocolate with marshmallow stripes”
Mike: “Jalapeno corn muffin. Both sweet and fiery”
Ilana: “She’s brown and white. So cinnamon swirl”
Stacy: “Banana nut. Because he’s kinda a classic cat aka banana but he’s a litttttle bit crazy. I guess banana nut chocolate chip. Because he is sweet too.”
Allison: “White Angel food cake! Cause she’s a white beautiful Angel! And she’s sweet!”
Emilee Lindner 