I asked my friends to describe their cats as muffins

Sarah: “probably like gluten free vegan nutless carrot cake¬†because he’s kind of an obnoxious pain in the ass but still sweet” Katie: “Xena’s a bran muffin because she likes to be a part of the pooping process (sitting on a lap/watching from the shower.)” Lauren: “hes prolly like lemon poppyseed¬†cause hes good but hes aContinue reading “I asked my friends to describe their cats as muffins”